the year that was (1/5): top 5 quotes of 2011.
#5. ‘you read my diary?’
‘at first i did not know it was your diary. i thought it was a very sad handwritten book.’
— annie (kristen wiig) and brynn (rebel wilson).
[screenplay by kristen wiig & annie mumolo]
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#4. ‘i don’t want to just be theoretically gay. i want to do something about it.’
— hal (christopher plummer).
[screenplay by mike mills]
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#3. ‘when a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.’
— alan (zack galifianakis).
[screenplay by todd phillips, craig mazin & scot armstrong]
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#2. ‘i would like you to read my novel and get your opinion—’
‘i hate it.’
‘you haven’t even read it yet!’
‘if it’s bad, i’ll hate it. if it’s good, i’ll be envious and hate it even more. you don’t want the opinion of another writer.’
— gil (owen wilson) and ernst hemingway (corey stoll).
[screenplay by woody allen]
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#1. ‘gentlemen to bed, for we leave at 9:30!’
— steve coogan.
[improvised dialogue by steve coogan and rob brydon]
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